sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

okxo:

egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

oh shit i live by an american high school

(Source: sailoruranus)

elizabitchtaylor:

location: the land of gods and monsters

gender: angel

relationship status: looking to get fucked hard

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

(Source: mistress-laufeyson)

pronetoobsess:

Josh Hutcherson making fun of his height - again

I love that he is confident enough to poke fun at himself.

blytons:

"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"

image

(Source: dracaraeys)

lotrlockedwhovian:

dangerhamster:

five-hundred:

And this is why you always reblog RDJ

THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL

The last gif, he’s just like: *mic drop*

(Source: iwantcupcakes)